Persian Omlette

A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest

Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette

by IranianEgger June 5, 2010

omlette

stop looking David McCandless! You'll never find out!

I'd rather be a slut than an omlette.

by notanomlette June 25, 2010

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

omlette legs

He/ or she likes to "run" really fast

Man he's got omlette legs

by Corey Tyler October 13, 2008

Omlette with Fried Bacon

Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.

Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!

by Faitraen September 30, 2008

Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

rusty omlette

After performing the act of a Belgian Breakfast, the filthy bitch then shits out the contents of her arse in to a frying pan and the subsequent contents are fried into a rusty omlette.

After Mike made his Belgian Breakfast in Ricci's arse, Ricci felt a bit peckish so he emptied his rectal contents into a pan and cooked up his favourite Rusty Omlette. Yummy!

by Joby 1973 August 14, 2008