Equal Opportunist

Being open to either sex, giving then both an equal opportunity for you.

Oh, Suzannah? She's no lesbian, she's an equal opportunist

by Manielle October 6, 2008

Opportunist

A person who will sell their soul in order to advance themselves.

An opportunist is a lame and sad individual who should never be trusted.

by Death Menace March 29, 2023

opportunisties

The ability of a country to provide plenty of opportuntity for people to be exploiters of circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by principles or plans

American the land of opportunisties.

by mr_chamale July 19, 2011

opportunistic

Being optimistic about opportunities.

I'm feeling very opportunistic about these job interviews.

by Sirninja February 1, 2017

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Opportunistic Racist

The Opportunistic Racist follows the same mantra as the Preferential Racist, but is completely self aware of the hypocrisy and doesn't care since their goals are to weaponize grievances in a "rules for thee, but not for me" fashion. The Opportunistic Racist will use tactics such as cry bullying, tu quoque, misdirection, gaslighting, etc to paint their opposition in a bad light. However, they would do any of those same exact same things themselves and not see it as a problem. It's a form of projection, and a weaponization against their opponents of their preferential racism and hatred. They are essentially a more directly malicious version of the Preferential Racist. It is not uncommon to see these people as full time Grievance Grifters / Race Hustlers.

See Preferential Racist
See Crybully / Cry Bully

Opportunistic Racist: You need to pronounce Serra Heideonslanik's name properly! You don't care enough to pronounce it correctly, because you're racist!
Opportunistic Racist a week earlier: Steve Willawollabingbang is an idiot and I hope he get's hit by a car! How could anyone have given him that position?! (Actual name: Steve Williams)

by ApplesPotatoGardner November 21, 2023

opportunazi

(1) Someone who isn't even a nazi but will nazi if if benefits them;
(2) an opportunity to nazi

"Opportunazi knocks!"

by prematureneologist December 7, 2023