pump one out

To take a fast shit.

I'll catch up with you guys, I just need to pump one out.

by refugee July 13, 2004

saucey one lil pump

When lil pumps songs are saucey

lil pumps latest song was saucey one lil pump

by Cheese Winner boi bootei September 12, 2018

One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.

Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."

by scoop88 December 6, 2009

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

one pumping

act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal

Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping

by Willie James Huff aka funky chicken November 7, 2007

One Pumped

Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke

Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!

by The One Pump Chump January 30, 2018

one-pumper

Pumper: verb meaning to perform the act of finishing sexual intercourse in a singular thrust

James, Becca told you was a one-pumper.

by Hejsybelbepdhskdisodjdjdp ;) June 9, 2018