omegling

Chatting about random stuff with random strangers!
Especially applying on the site omegle.

Two complete strangers omegling:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.

by quartus April 13, 2009

Omegle

A site where lonely guys like to masturbate on camera

Jim went on Omegle to talk to strangers but instead was traumatized by all the old men dicks

by RamoonAdoo August 07, 2016

Omegle

1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off

2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off

Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com

guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?

Computer: your chat session has ended

by holeman1 March 08, 2014

Omegle

"Horny" strangers going on a website to cyber.

1/20 tries to get a "normal" non-horny person.

Omegle Convo:

Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More..

Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...

by StrangerDanger2432 May 16, 2010

Omegle

Chatroulette for dudes with small dicks

Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!

by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

Omegle

A place for TUMBLR people to get new followers and to piss off Omegle people off with "HNNG"

Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!

Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com

by JOEY231546/ May 17, 2010

omegling

The act of sifting through a ton of penises to finally reach someone who looks halfway normal...and then skipping them only to sift through some more dicks. It's a cycle.

Omegle is basically the new version of the popular "chatroulette" site where you are connected to a random stranger and expected to either make small-talk or show your genitals.

Sorry...we were omegling. My mind is forever branded with the memory of a thousand hairy dicks.

by larain140 May 26, 2011