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oh no 8-) 

During an MSN conversation, something to say after the other participant says something totally irrelevant or something you don't care about at all. For best results, either block the person, or sign out before he/she can respond to it.
William: My channel changer isn't working
Dave: oh no 8-)
(Dave then signs out)
oh no 8-) by davwoo August 31, 2008
The noise created when Asian men drop valuable objects.
Oh No! by Two Bottles July 13, 2010
From when yoko ono broke up the beatles. People started saying "ono!" When they heard the news, and eventually it evolved into "oh no!". There are no examples of the phrase "oh no!" Prior to this event.
Oh no by Togdar April 11, 2017
a sarcastic way to say that you don't care about something
person 1; "my mom died"
person 2; "oh no. my bad."
oh no. by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

oh no... our table... it's broken! 

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
Wtf why did you look this up you fucking know what oh no means you dipshit
Oh no by Axtoid September 16, 2019