get your shit off

To achieve something or have a good performance.

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.

by Spray Tan August 05, 2015

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 12, 2010

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 08, 2003

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when

Seinfeld is about to come on. Turn that shit off, boy, hurry before Seinfeld comes on; that show is gay

by OG Niggah December 07, 2005

get your shit off

the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".

"You gotta get your shit off"

by Mike York October 14, 2005

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015