orders

One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.

Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Restraining Orders

What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.

"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."

by Super Giga Mega Nesbitt May 11, 2015

Odder

According to the Church of Evenism, an Odder is someone born in an odd year.

Barry was born in 1981, thereby making him an Odder.

by St Stephenus Evenus January 15, 2012

Orders

Autistic physics teacher

pupil: sir have u marked my homework ?
Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'

No, I FUCKING haven't!

'goes back to kicking wall'

by KSCXIUD March 5, 2019

Marching Orders

Giving someone the boot, generally a man gives a woman the marching orders and dumps them from a relationship

Julia was annoying me for weeks, so i gave her the marching orders!

by Seth m tut December 12, 2010

oddessy

A girl that is super hot amazing and someone you want in your life. She is a goddess in bed.

Friend 1: Damn I had a good time last night
Friend 2: was her name oddessy
Friend 1: yeah she was a goddess in bed

by Darknight0362729 August 3, 2017

Odersk

A name that doesn't mean anything but you get banned anyways on ROBLOX for it being inappropriate?!

Did you know Odersk is BANNABLE?

by Firearms__ May 31, 2018