october 29th

Name: october 29th Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

on october 29th you get to slap your shortest friend in the face as many times as you want and they have absolutely no consent.

nina (tall): get ready bitch it’s october 29th

every other person (short): nooooo

October 29th

October 29th is Love a dog day today you love your dog all day and extra kisses

October 29th per your dogs and give them so many kisses

“Did you see it’s October 29th?”
“Yea, that clown down the street got her own day.”

October 29th is national internet day! Today is the day you can spend time on the internet and not bother with trying to get off.

Today is October 29th im gonna play minecraft all day!

National ask ur crush out day so sennnnnnddd it!!

October 29th by Dylan9$$ October 29, 2019

Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.

“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”

A day that guys with huge dicks are born, the people born on this day are terrific lovers and amazing friends. They are boyfriend material

1: Yo when’s your birthday

2: October 29th
1: Oh I figured with that huge cock