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obliviate

(verb) Stress relief by taking your aggressions out in a good round of Oblivion. (etymology: Oblivion + Alleviate)
cougre picks up a trout and threatens everyone with it.
reaper: Chill out cougre, before someone gets hurt.
cougre: You're right. I'd better obliviate some of this stress.
<cougre fires up Oblivion and draws his sword.>
Cobra_Girl: Whew. That was close. :)
by cougre December 25, 2008
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OBLIVIOUS

Brilz is oblivious to the fact that women will never be equal to men, especially when it comes to intelligence and sports.
by GEOFF November 16, 2004
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Obliviated

I don't plan on going out tonight. I'm going to stay home and get obliviated.
by Dave LeClair February 18, 2007
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Obliviate

A smash of obliterated and oblivion -the net result of too much alchohol consumption. Coined by Mike Oliver, drummer for Dog Fashion Disco.
Man I was SO obliviated last night after drinking that liter of Popov Vodka and gobbling 4 Xanax!
by Stephen Mears November 11, 2003
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oblivi

A unit of measure representing a lack of awareness.
Johann is filled with so much oblivi when it comes to the topic of woodchucks chucking wood. He is totally oblivious.
by kirupac December 24, 2010
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
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