John: Hey dude, why didn't you go to the park? We were gonna play baseball.
Zack: I was playing on the computer.
John: You idiot, go take a break outside or I'll punch you so hard that you wouldn't be able to even look at a phone anymore.
A place we'll never be able to see again due to Corona.
texting friend
friend 1: Hey, want to go outside?
friend 2: NO WAY DUDE ARE YOU FRICKIN INSANE?!?!! You can't go outside! We're on lock down! we're in quarantine! We're in isolation! You poor soul! You moron! You absolute fool! We cannot leave our safe, cozy, post-apocalyptic homes! I shall send my swift stallion to fetch me more toilet paper! oh how i need the sweet paper, and the essentials MUST be hoarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!