Obtuse

The state of being simultaneously high and in a reclined position

Person 1: "hey do you want to get obtuse?"
Person 2: "of course! When and where?"
Person 1: "20min on the boat"

by CHlMlCHANGA June 24, 2013

Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

OOTUS

Oompaloompa of the United States

What is that shithead OOTUS doing this week, other than golf, steal taxpayer dollars staying at his own properties while charging the Secret Service to protect his ass, Twitter raging, and taking orders from his Russian Overlord while denying everything???

by _.- m -._ June 12, 2018

Obtuse Squabajuice

when a nigga be on that regie

Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.

by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018

obtuse caboose

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump

1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"

2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."

3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"

4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"

by geometriclogos November 25, 2019

Orgussy

When you eat an orange like an apple and it squirts all over your face.

“Look at that kid over there eating an Orgussy”

by Fabl3d Shadow May 19, 2022

Orteus

Lively, fun and tries his best to make sure everything is perfect and he is being a good friend or bf or a person in general

Orteus is lively and cute and perfect and he’s really fun to talk to and he brightens everyone’s day up

by haiky <3 October 26, 2022