netsona

An image (sometimes literally, in drawing/artwork form) of a person's online alter ego. Not who you are in real life, but what you project onto the net. Often much more attractive, mysterious, alluring, and sociable than your real life self. Frequently illustrated in various states of undress and possibly carrying a weapon.

A portmanteau of "internet" and "persona."

In the real world, I'm just some socially awkward dork... but online, my netsona is xXxLordThrillKillxXx, a weightlifting quiet loner with a troubled past who might or might not have killed someone, you never know. Here's a picture of him.

by GasBandit February 19, 2012

nuttonymous

anonymous testicles balls- nuts -knards

thank you daddy for being completely nuttonymous.

by Wirmjams December 30, 2018

Nugson

Person who delivers the nuggie.

Joe: did you see that nuggie john got to lose his hair?
Haydn: yeah who tf was the nugson for that?

by Chris’s Atomic Nugson July 1, 2022

Nutsnack

A snack involving a male's nuts and something fruity.

"As he dipped his balls in strawberry yogurt, he smacked her in the face with them and said, 'Here bitch, have a nutsnack!'"

by Tukie February 17, 2009

nuts on your chin

this means one simple thing:
You have a dick in you mouth.

Yo' bieyotch get my nuts of you chin.
(chick pulls the dick out of her mouth
:(/)

by steve patterson January 17, 2003

nutmonger

the seller of nuts.

"That nutmonger over thre is selling nuts."

by An evil man July 28, 2003

Nutton

Sticking one's nose in a partner's belly button in a repeated in and out motion.

Guy: Can i have a blowjob tonight?
Girl: No, but I'll nutton you

by belly fucker December 2, 2013