Number One Guy/Girl

The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests

I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.

by Untimelyzephyr June 26, 2021

Number One Stunna

a person that stuns at everything they do and is number one at it; ballin

Eric C. is da number one stunna.

by Soehlman September 24, 2008

number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

by EsDeFF December 27, 2015

number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan

Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.

by eyes for you November 18, 2009

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

Number one bae

A person that is your favourite of all people usually hayden landa

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

number one dad

An eight piece ska band from Ney York. Songs include "Ballad of the Chairy Tree", "Just Kidding", and infamous covers of "Someday" by The Strokes, and "Superheroes" by The Greenertons. Their fanbase is composed mostly of TEH LADAYS.

Nick the Rick: Dude, I found this new awesome band called Number One Dad

Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band

Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS

by kroberts8 September 10, 2008