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number 3 

unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation
number 3 by alien ed May 27, 2008

number 3 

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.
Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"
number 3 by gretta March 21, 2005

Number 3 

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop
I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now
Number 3 by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020

Number 3 

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner
Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3
Number 3 by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz October 27, 2020

Number 3 

When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.
"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."
Number 3 by Mr. Account Manager February 19, 2010

number 3  

Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.

Pissing out your butt.

Hershey squirts.
I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!
number 3 by Max Pontiac December 21, 2006