Notch

A notch is a unit of measurement for sexual partners. Some people count anything more than kissing as a notch, and some people only consider sex as a notch. They are a count of how many people you have hooked up with, and not how many hook ups you have had.

That's nothing, after last weekend I'm at 23 notches.

by hipbones April 15, 2015

top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

G'notche

A lazy slacking freeloading bum. A person who is always looking for a handout, but never wants to do anything to deserve it. Also can describe a dimwitted person who accomplishes meager tasks and expects grand rewards.

Mr N. : The guy getting all the free appetizers has been hovering over the buffet like he guarding it.

Mr T. That's because that gentleman is a G'notche!

by TV2112 April 19, 2018

Sugar Notch

The greatest borough to hang out, eat 30 cent wings on wed. and thursday, and have no gas stations but 3 bars throughout it. Stop by. We're either drunks, skins, or old! Oh the fun never ends.

Sugar Notch has to be the greatest place in Pennsylvania.

by Nicoleski June 28, 2007

Top notch pussy

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

by Adding Skills June 6, 2018

notchcode

Badly written code, usually code thrown together and made to work.

Minecraft is the biggest example of notchcode

for (int i=0; i < 1; ++i)

by AnonGUI January 19, 2011

top notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!

by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006