An old urban legend that states:
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
Get the The Curse of Nordic Cove mug.a) A Japanese person who is obsessed with Nordic culture often resulting in drawing shows based around Vikings, Valkyries, Odin, Thor, Nazism etc
a) Somebody who is obsessed with both Nordic and Japanese culture like somebody who listens to Black Metal and watches anime; probably ending up in making an AMV of Naruto to Burzum's music.
a) Somebody who is obsessed with both Nordic and Japanese culture like somebody who listens to Black Metal and watches anime; probably ending up in making an AMV of Naruto to Burzum's music.
Final Fantasy is a Nordinese game which makes common refrences to the Nordic Gods.
The Black Metal band Sigh who wanted to be like the Norwegian Satanists... acts like Sabbat and Arkha Sva soon followed suit.
white kid: I liek to listen to mayhem as I play Valkyrie Profile
japanese kid: i have a yellow body and viking brain.
Naruto is a prime example of a Nordinese character.
The Black Metal band Sigh who wanted to be like the Norwegian Satanists... acts like Sabbat and Arkha Sva soon followed suit.
white kid: I liek to listen to mayhem as I play Valkyrie Profile
japanese kid: i have a yellow body and viking brain.
Naruto is a prime example of a Nordinese character.
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A...genre...of people. The rarest species of humans predicted to be extinct in 200 years. They originate from the cold icelands of scandinavia and northern europe yet are the least hairiest. Characterised by blonde hair and blue/green eyes. Tend to be tall in stature. Nordic women are the most attractive in the world. this is scienntifically proven. Their bloodlines are traced back to the viking warriors who were the most feared in the known world.
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Get the nordic mug.Nordgren, a person with a long "schlong", ranging between 15 and 20 inches. They usually say to each other, "suck my big blue monster black nigger cock". It's that big.
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The man, being such a Nordic, proceeded to pull his "Ruby" out of his bag, then, from the sheer energy it emitted, killed all bystanders within a 100 mile radius, as well as causing a massive blackout in the city.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order"
"Yes, I would like a Whopper Jr. With a medium order of fries, that'll be all, thank you"
"Would you like to "Nordic" size that for $2.50 extra? It comes with a complementary "Gift" as well"
The man began to tremble and sweat profoundly.
"N-Nordic size, you say? A gift you say?"
"Yes, would you like to"
Nervously the man said.
"Yes, but just this once though, if my wife finds out, she'll finalize the divorce and take the kids.
He then handed the cashier a $5 bill, 2 singles, along with two quarters"
As she took the money, the cashier prompted
"Do not worry sir, our patrons privacy is of our highest priorities"
The cashier then led the man to the back parking lot and there stood a building sized Ruby Kurosawa nesoberi (it was the toy that came with the meal) and she then handed him a bag containing a regular sized whopper and a large order of fries.
The man stared at the nesoberi then at his feet and said,
"Lord, please forgive my tainted soul"
As the cashier returned to the store, a tear fell on the man's cheek.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order"
"Yes, I would like a Whopper Jr. With a medium order of fries, that'll be all, thank you"
"Would you like to "Nordic" size that for $2.50 extra? It comes with a complementary "Gift" as well"
The man began to tremble and sweat profoundly.
"N-Nordic size, you say? A gift you say?"
"Yes, would you like to"
Nervously the man said.
"Yes, but just this once though, if my wife finds out, she'll finalize the divorce and take the kids.
He then handed the cashier a $5 bill, 2 singles, along with two quarters"
As she took the money, the cashier prompted
"Do not worry sir, our patrons privacy is of our highest priorities"
The cashier then led the man to the back parking lot and there stood a building sized Ruby Kurosawa nesoberi (it was the toy that came with the meal) and she then handed him a bag containing a regular sized whopper and a large order of fries.
The man stared at the nesoberi then at his feet and said,
"Lord, please forgive my tainted soul"
As the cashier returned to the store, a tear fell on the man's cheek.
by MarcTradeMark September 5, 2018
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