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Nord

A person who is very retarded and dumb. Don’t use this word unless you understand it’s origination
Your a nord
by Uranord2019 June 9, 2019
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Nord

A vape that has become very popular in early 2019 and most people use it now instead of the breeze, equivalent to popularity of aspire breeze 2.
by Zach.k October 14, 2019
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2002 Nord-Ost Siege

An infamous event where a terrorist group took over 800 hostages in a Russian theater. Russian officers responded to this crisis by pumping opioid gas into the poorly ventilated theater, causing every single hostage and terrorist to fall unconscious. Spetsnaz officers then went into the building, shot the terrorists while paramedics tried to retrieve the hostages.

Out of the 800+ hostages 170~ hostages died, all of which were due to suffocation unrelated to opioid overdose. Who would have thought that stacking a bunch of unconscious people on top of each other was bad?
My favorite Russian event was the 2002 Nord-Ost Siege
by Lord Pringlett March 9, 2020
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Rive-Nord

If aids was a school.
Being defined as..
"Hey"
"Hey"

"Which school are you going to?"
"Rive-Nord"
"Kys"
by ThrillaGorilla March 9, 2017
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Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.
Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017
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NORD

Nincompoop or right dick

For when you just aren't sure if someone is thick or a prick.
You fucking Nord.

When someone cuts you up in their car
by ...police July 23, 2021
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Nord vpn

When something is a sponsor and you want to sponsor the sponsor
“A road to a collision to- Before we continue this let’s give a thanks to Nord VPN our sponsor.”
by Makerandtaker1292 April 1, 2023
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