Noodles

Arousing photographic images of the female or other inferior species of a sexual nature; N00dz

"I can't believe Don Roy already got Noodles from that girl"

by OODLES O' NOODLES August 31, 2011

noodles

Live maggots.

I fed my pet cat some noodles the other day.

by Cheddar Cheese Boy October 26, 2003

noodles

Adjetive to describe someone who quickly gets intoxicated. Noodles are finished in three minutes- just like the guy that binges on shots and is vomiting soon thereafter.

"Oliver, you're fuckin noodles man"

by jtime8 October 7, 2009

Noodles

A slang term for Asian people.

When you're at a bar and large part of the crowd is Asian, one can say, "man it smells like noodles in here."

by that boi DK March 2, 2010

Noodles

What you say when your girlfriend's mom checks her messages and you don't want her to know you want nudes from the chick.

" Go into the bathroom and cook up some noodles!"

" I want some hot, spicy noodles."

by That1Perrsonn August 29, 2010

noodles

The word one uses after proving their statement correct after an intense argument. the reaction used after winning an argument. The act of being put on noodles.

Bob: January has 30 days.
Bill: No it has 31 days... Noodles!

Bill put Bob on noodles after proving Bill's statement to be false.

by Em&M December 11, 2013

Noodles

Crazy, nuts, out of your mind.

You want me to what? He'll no you're noodles for that.

You're noodles if you don't think this is the best definition ever lol.

by ClassicMan401 November 17, 2016