when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.
ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!
oh yes he did!
by pattymittens May 04, 2007
I ate a super fruity whiffle whip the other day at 4:20 with the incognito chimpanzees sitting at the o.k. computer while yelling oh yeah
by lonnie November 09, 2003
One evening Earl was taking a nice long bath and he got an idea to bite his own fart bubbles. We now call him a whiffle dauffer!
by Pooter 12345 October 22, 2013
by yungbager November 04, 2022
A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.
Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.
by FireBall Pants June 10, 2017
The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.
by Davewd April 10, 2008
When she farted in the bath; the bibble whiffle in me took over and I was compelled to bite the bubbles.
by Headda December 30, 2013