by st3f4n August 20, 2003
by i love ashley b July 20, 2015
n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 08, 2017
The Ombre Hombre walks around with a shlong in between his thighs. Some may call it his third leg. This is his super power. It gives him the ability to masturbate up to 7 times a day. It is also is his weakness leaving no time for me, mrs. vagina.
by OUMBREHOUMBRE October 07, 2022
The sexiest Latin Pop Rock Band of the 80s, consisted of David Summers, Dani Mezquita, Javier Molina, and Rafa Guiterrez. They made hit such as Devuelveme a mi chica, Te Quiero, El Ataque de Las Chicas Crocodilos, and Marta tiene un marcapasos, among the long collection of songs they produced from 1985 to 1992.
Emanuel: Ayo I'm learning Te Quiero by Hombres G on my guitar
Manuel: Hombres what?
Emanuel: I should smack you upside the head for that one chief.
Manuel: Hombres what?
Emanuel: I should smack you upside the head for that one chief.
by DaddyPomegranate December 28, 2020
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025