U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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power: 2%
you: god plz no no nooooo
you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken
power: 2%
you: god plz no no nooooo
you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken
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Get the oh god plz no mug.1. When something is given, and then immediately taken away.
2) When playing call of duty and immediately destroying any air support the other team gets.
2) When playing call of duty and immediately destroying any air support the other team gets.
1) I was walking home, and I found this winning lottery ticket, but when I went to cash it, turns out the thing was expired. Like "God says NO!"
2) Gamer 1: "Hey guys I just got all my killstreaks, here's a UAV, Harrier, and Support Chopper."
Other team shoots down all of them.
Gamer 2: "God says no, Bitch"
2) Gamer 1: "Hey guys I just got all my killstreaks, here's a UAV, Harrier, and Support Chopper."
Other team shoots down all of them.
Gamer 2: "God says no, Bitch"
by Shaun McCall. May 16, 2011
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Get the Oh god please NO mug.Many people of the Abrahamic religions, specifically Christianity, have a saying: No God, No Peace, Know God, Know Peace. I cannot honestly be expected to believe that being a Christian will mean that I will know peace when all the Abrahamic cults are warring with one another.
Instead, I'm just going to assume that 'devoting oneself to the highest power' means 'selling out the the ones who won't kill you if you join them.'
Everyone has their own opinion on religion, of course, and therefore, it is impossible to create a world-wide peace when peace is agreement not to be enemies. For example, if a faith requires enemies to survive, its practitioners will continue to kill and maim and hurt others until the faith is dead or every last 'heretic' is no more than a memory.
Besides, organized religion defeats the purpose of free will, if you haven't noticed. That's why I'm the free and happy atheist that is completely stigmatized against any religion that doesn't offer the power to summon monsters based on a pact with the religion's deity.
Final Fantasy has some cool religions in it, ever hear of the Yevonites? Oh, wait, their leaders are corrupt and evil. Ever hear of the Covenant, a religious collective of alien races with one single goal? Oh, wait, that involves the total annihilation of all intelligent life in the galaxy. Star Wars has the coolest religion of all, though. May the Force be with you, always.
Instead, I'm just going to assume that 'devoting oneself to the highest power' means 'selling out the the ones who won't kill you if you join them.'
Everyone has their own opinion on religion, of course, and therefore, it is impossible to create a world-wide peace when peace is agreement not to be enemies. For example, if a faith requires enemies to survive, its practitioners will continue to kill and maim and hurt others until the faith is dead or every last 'heretic' is no more than a memory.
Besides, organized religion defeats the purpose of free will, if you haven't noticed. That's why I'm the free and happy atheist that is completely stigmatized against any religion that doesn't offer the power to summon monsters based on a pact with the religion's deity.
Final Fantasy has some cool religions in it, ever hear of the Yevonites? Oh, wait, their leaders are corrupt and evil. Ever hear of the Covenant, a religious collective of alien races with one single goal? Oh, wait, that involves the total annihilation of all intelligent life in the galaxy. Star Wars has the coolest religion of all, though. May the Force be with you, always.
by aka_Pyro October 13, 2007
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