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A fatass woman who gets her clothes from the arts and crafts section in Wal*Mart.
Is that Anna Nicole Smith eating those puppies?
by Bz June 19, 2003
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someone who has 2 names in case she forgets one of them
Anna Nicole Smith went totally wacko at the MTV awards
and even started stripping
by LINDAR June 11, 2006
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Anna Nicole Smith (born Vickie Lynn Hogan) (November 28, 1967 – February 8, 2007)

Playboy model (1993 Playmate of the Year), GUESS girl, Pop Culture icon, Mother and a Goddess to some of us. And the best thing that will happen to you.

Known for being a "gold digger" and mistaken for a bad person and/or bad mother, when in reality she's probably the most amazing woman to walk this earth and she loved her children (Daniel and Dannielynn)

Some of the most iconic catch phrases you say today were probably made up by her.

She was featured in PETA ads, and had a dog called Sugar Pie so she cared for animals too.

She starred in lots of movies that will give you many heart-attacks.

Since she is God, if you are reading this, you should repent. And I will pray for your sins. Also, you shouldn't say her name in vain.
Gay1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Gay2: I believe in Anna Nicole Smith.
by ANNAonymous (Anna Warrior) April 15, 2014
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Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.

See also Dumb Blonde
by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003
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A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.
by Shockblock May 29, 2021
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Nicole-senpai is the best senpai you could have.
Nicole-senpai is the best
by jessey SNiPE NL May 14, 2015
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A young man who seduces a spectacularly wealthy, but tremendously old woman strictly for the possible monetary benefits he might receive after her passing. (a la Anna Nicole Smith)
"He's been trying to hook up at the senior center for months. What a Manna Nicole Smith!"
by McKenji June 23, 2009
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