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newspaper (verb)

newspapered, newspapering

Verb

To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.
The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.

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by wtf do I write in here bro March 30, 2025
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Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read
Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.
by Cregthehat June 30, 2021
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Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.
-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."
by shingwenn December 1, 2024
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NEWSPAPER

if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news”
I saw my sister in the newspaper today!
by IlmsmSky September 16, 2019
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Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog
We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink
by Option 22 May 22, 2020
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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NEWSPAPER

Never Eat Wet Soggy Pussy And Poop Especially Rare
Torrey, NEWSPAPER... please, unless you want to.
by Cshady2424 September 22, 2020
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