Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.
"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
by D.Gould November 3, 2007
Get the Newfie Speed and Custom mug.A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.
Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.
by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006
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"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 9, 2007
Get the Newfie Retirement Fund mug.The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
by Salñic October 15, 2017
Get the dirty newfie mug.A person who lives in Newfoundland, usually goes by the name of Brandon, this Brandon character, is in denial about talking like a "newfie" even though we know that he probably sounds like an alien to the people who live on the westcoast. But, newfies are loved, always. <3
by LALALA7389 February 24, 2010
Get the Newfie mug.A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.
Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009
Get the newfie shot mug.When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
by wopalicious July 13, 2009
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