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new delhi dot

After anal sex, poke your partner right between the eyes with your fecal covered cock. If you do it correctly, it should leave a "shit dot" similar to that worn by Hindus.
I gave Pradip a New Delhi Dot to cover the red one.
by EBizzle August 10, 2006
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The New Den

Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.
Your girlfriend is not safe at The New Den

There's always a party at The New Den
by COYS October 31, 2011
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New Delhi Gumdrop

When an Indian male places his hairy beanbag on a unsuspecting, usually sleeping, victim.
My buddy Vasanth got Jim back real good. He waited until he was asleep and gave him the ol' New Delhi Gumdrop. I put the pictures on Facebook.
by McGee McGoo McGuillicutty October 28, 2009
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New Delhi Hot Pocket

The act of pouring curry, especially one which contains the fiery ghost chile, into a woman of Indian descent's vagina. The pourer then eats out this spicy poon, thus creating the New Delhi Hot Pocket.
Did you hear that Arvind gave his girlfriend Deepti a New Delhi Hot Pocket ?
by Chill As Muck July 12, 2011
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new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.
Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.
by dmonet November 27, 2007
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new delhi

The capital of INDIA..gr8 night life......hot chicks....BAD summer's.......realy cold winters.....awsome Malls.....polluted...now metrod which realy cuts the traffic.....Delhi university........ring road......and some more cool crap
SANTA: where does monty live in india...i wanna give him a porche...
BANTA: He lives in new delhi
by Monty_elvis June 21, 2006
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New Dorker

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.
Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers
by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010
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