neucterbation

Masturbation with a neuce around your neck, can be fatal.

Dante was caught pleasuring himself by neucterbation last night.

by neucterbator January 8, 2010

Neechie

Neechie is a slang form of "My Friend" in the Plains Cree language. It is really spelled "Nici" and is used in positive ways.

Hello my neechie.

by Kanata Cree August 4, 2011

netchav

netchav is a derivative of the term chav but a netchav is someone that takes this style onto the internet. they often use txt langaige on IRC and chatrooms.

a netchave is some one that would talk like this on IRC.

"Hi2u, wah ave all youse been up2?"

by Zoomer September 15, 2004

Nouchebag

A term coined by mixed martial arts promoter Jeff Osborne to describe inexperienced, Johnny-come-lately fans who jump on the MMA bandwagon and immediately act like experts on training, fighting and promoting.

"This guy has never fought, never trained, never promoted, and only started watching MMA a couple of years ago, but he thinks he knows more about the sport than guys who've been in it forever -- what a fucking nouchebag!"

by Mauler MMA August 8, 2013

De la nouche

The act of being slick, suave, or sly. May also include, acts which are clever, smooth, or well played.

Pernounced: De-La-Nooch

John: How did Dave pull a girl as hot as her?!
Rob: Because his moves are down right De la nouche

Undercover cop: The drug deal went down without a hitch, I was down right De la nouche.

by Jayweed June 10, 2009

neeched

got fucked ; sexual intercourse.

i just neeched that girl.

by vs619 August 2, 2008

neech

to fuck in arabic

damn, bob just got neeched by his sister jackie

by neech_soldier January 15, 2004