alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018

Nikolas Cruz

Handsome young man, but killed 17 people.
Serious definition: A young man who opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on February 14th, 2018. He killed 17 people and injured 17 others.

Person 1: Do you know who Nikolas Cruz is?
Person 2: Isn't that that kid who killed 17 people?

by rebsvodka July 31, 2019

Nikolas

A incredibly sarcastic, procrastintive , athletic, and smart guy.

I saw a NIKOLAS today

by Baaasns?!?!?!? #YouKnowWho December 22, 2014

Nikolas

Sometimes called Nik, sometimes called Frik, but he hates nicknames. Gamer Boy.

Bob: man, he’s always playing fort nite.
Joe: what a nikolas

by Yeehaw Boy May 15, 2019

Nikolas

An abusive ass wipe who speaks and answers questions as if hes answering a history question with a thesaurus.
He is also probably a sociopath/psychopath. He probably also like to be a trifiling ass thot.

Wow he such an ass wipe hes being such a Nikolas

by Phagot December 3, 2018

Nikolas Besagno

Complete waste of soccer talent. Selected by Real Salt Lake as the first pick of the first round in the 2005 Adidas MLS Superdraft, Besagno made roughly 8 appearances for his club, scoring 0 goals. Most notably, the second youngest player ever drafted to the MLS at the tender age of 16. On top of this, he was a Generation Adidas player, played for the Mens USA U-17 squad, and was touted as one of the bright stars in US soccer. Many say Besagno could have used the development of some college play, but passed that up after receiving a 6 figure salary offer. Who can blame him? But things quickly went down hill for the defensive midfielder.

After some 3 seasons with Real Salt Lake, he was cut from the squad. After that, he essentially tried out for the (then) USL Seattle Sounders FC. After playing with the squad in some exhibition games, he was cut by the team before they made their transition to the MLS. He is currently believed to be lost someplace in Miami, binging.

"Hey, have you seen Nikolas Besagno lately?"

"You mean that guy who was passed out, tonsil deep in a pile of cocaine last night?"

"Sounds like Nik..."

by Truth Hurtz April 27, 2009

Nikolas

Typically a liberal trans snowflake chimpanzee. He hates discord user Za Bruh.

Kelly: "Mane I hate this Nikolas kid. He's way too sensitive and autistic."

by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 7, 2020