The urgent need to shit late at night, typically waking the individual up from a deep sleep. This usually occurs between 1am and 4am. Upon waking up, the individual will feel a heavy cramping in their stomach and will be forced to walk hunched over to the washroom, where they have an ungodly bowel movement. Sitting hunched over on the toilet, the individual will typically be praying to God to either:
1. Put a stop to the shits after the next one emerges, or;
2. End their life rather than forcing them to endure another minute of this.
Upon completion, the individual will feel somewhat better, but be forced to wipe with a significant amount of toilet paper.
The night shit continues once the individual returns to bed. Immediately upon collapsing into their bed, the stomach will make a rumbling sound and the heavy cramped feeling will come back with a vengeance. This time, the individual may be forced to run back to the washroom. The same process then repeats itself. This time, the stomach will feel significantly better at the end.
Night shits are usually between 2 and 4 cycles of the above description.
Note: Not all shits that take place at night are "night shits" proper. They must conform to the above description. They are very rare, typically occurring between 1-3 times per year in the average individual.
1. Put a stop to the shits after the next one emerges, or;
2. End their life rather than forcing them to endure another minute of this.
Upon completion, the individual will feel somewhat better, but be forced to wipe with a significant amount of toilet paper.
The night shit continues once the individual returns to bed. Immediately upon collapsing into their bed, the stomach will make a rumbling sound and the heavy cramped feeling will come back with a vengeance. This time, the individual may be forced to run back to the washroom. The same process then repeats itself. This time, the stomach will feel significantly better at the end.
Night shits are usually between 2 and 4 cycles of the above description.
Note: Not all shits that take place at night are "night shits" proper. They must conform to the above description. They are very rare, typically occurring between 1-3 times per year in the average individual.
Person A: "You look tired today."
Person B: "It's because I had a case of the night shits last night. They kept me up for 2 hours."
Person A: "I thought you smelled like shit."
Person B: "It's because I had a case of the night shits last night. They kept me up for 2 hours."
Person A: "I thought you smelled like shit."
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The night when Norman "Nick" decided he was done with all of Aaron's bullshit and decided to put his ass on hush mode. He shut his ass up by giving him that quick 2 piece and I ain't talking about the 2 piece that you order at Popeyes. Norman "Nick" had Aaron stumbling and falling back and you already know Henry got that shit on video, I wish I could post that video on here because that shit was wayyyy toooo fireeeeee. The lion broke out of its cage that night, and let me tell you, you want no smoke with the uncaged lion.
Aaron thought it would be hilarious to put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car but Norman "Nick" didn't find it funny and Aaron definitely didn't find it funny anymore when he caught that right hook to his head. Fight night was HYPE!
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Town Motto (very inspiring): We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, Night Vale. Look down and forget what you've done.
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”Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss
Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss
Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.
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