navel gazing

Hungrily staring at belly-buttons, esp those bedazzled.

Bro, that chick just caught you navel gazing.

by new_gazer August 2, 2010

Navel Jelly

The gelatinous substance that accumulates within the navel cavity after extended periods of hygiene neglect. Some have found said substance useful for removing rusted spots on oxidized surfaces.

Hey, do you have any Navel Jelly? I'm getting a bit rusty.

by Andy Sejokinli June 17, 2011

Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.

She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.

by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020

The Navel Academy

It is a ficticious institution that honors and celebrates hot babes with smokin' midriff's, stomach's, belly's, navel's, etc...

" you must be a graduate of The Navel Academy, because i have never seen a more sexier stomach in my life baby"

"spring break was frickin awesome. just about every girl there was from The Navel Academy"

by Mogiashi March 20, 2008

Frosty Navel

When one ejaculates into his sexual parteners belly button(much to their surprise) and then throws them in a freezer, causing the scemen on their navel to frost over. The coup de grâce or "icing on the naval" as some would say is signified with you leaving your partener in the freezer as you steal their car. Usually done in some sort of restaurant where a freezer large enough to fit a person would be.

"So Erik and I were having sex, and then without any warning he flipped me over and busted into my belly button and threw me in the freezer!"
"That sounds Aweful!"
"Yeah, but the worst part was he left me in there long enough for it to freeze and then he stole my car!"
"Oh! He gave you the 'ol Frosty Navel!"

by Papa Bear117 April 16, 2009

fuzzy navel

An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.

Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"

by psiscott April 27, 2006

attack navel

n.

A term describing someone who is cool overall, but occasionally can be incredibly frustrating. Usually the frustration is caused by the person beating someone else at a game (Scrabble, for example) or something else competitive. Originated on the GameFAQs.com message boards years ago, and while it has maintained a presence since then, it has gone largely unnoticed.

Damn! In the last four out of six games of Scrabble, that attack navel used all seven of her letters within the first two turns!

by M.M. April 29, 2005