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Laptop Natzi

A laptop natzi is a person that is always using a minimum of three laptops at the same time and at least four others they are supposed to be 'fixing' for other people. WARNING! Do not leave this person alone with your laptop and a small philips screwdriver! Seeing your own lap in pieces for the first time can be devastating.
A laptop natzi will spend hours on end in a room 'working' on several lap's Time means nothing in the natzi's world while his homey sits with absolutely nothing to do! The natzi is always happy to add insult to injury by promising to let there friend play with one of their beloved laptops in just a few more minutes. Of course this will never happen since time still does not exist in the world of a laptop natzi.
by LilJewMe March 6, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Natzis

The fascists who shadow ban a definition because they don't like it.
The Urban Dictionary Natzis shadow banned my definition for pc fascism
by Gen X dude January 28, 2019
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Natzify

(n.) To cum in your pants. If your British then to arrive in your pants.
"Dude she was so hot I natzified my pants the second I saw her ass."
"I was about to natzify myself but then I thought of the cupper school and stopped."
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nazin

Beautiful/unusual creature that is extremely mysterious and wildly charming and charasmatic.
Damn i go it bad for that gurl she is so nazin i hurt in my loins.
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Nating

Nating (also used as 'nating): Being indecisive, moping, stalling, waiting and not acting. Stalling and not acting on a decision even if the decision has already been made. Common condition for most men to be in at some point in life. The opposite of "giving it all" or "going all in" (see Maxxing).
Dude! Stop nating around and do it!

I can't believe he is still 'nating over that chick!
by Abram Washington Johnson April 23, 2010
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natoine

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Handsome, strong men with lots of personality.

Many are born in the summer.
Natoine is fine.
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natzani

Natzani is a beautiful young woman who is the sweetest person you will ever meet! She's funny and everyone wants to be around her. Any boy would be lucky to have her! She will be your best friend till the end, and she will never betray you. She has a beautiful personality and throws the best parties! Never give up on a natzani, because she will never give up on you!
Wow she's super funny! She is definitely a Natzani!

Her parties are lit and definitely better than any other ones you will ever go to, you know she's a natzani!
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