ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

folded napkin

Term for a woman's vagina

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016

Mucky Nappy

A dastardly drink containing 2 shots of vodka, 1 shot of tequila and red bull.

(Often mixed quietly after returning to table to avoid embarassment)

Hey, one mucky nappy please,

Whats that?

Double vodka red bull and a shot of tequila please

Thats disgusting, get out.

by demigod_ February 18, 2009

nappa

Nappa is a character from the Dragon Ball Z anime. He is a Saiyan from the planet Vegeta. He travels to Earth with Vegeta to find the Dragon Balls to wish for eternal life. He is a Saiyan warrior in Freeza's army along with Raditz and Vegeta. On there way to Earth Vegeta suggests that they stop and have some fun at the planet Arlia, they destroy the planet and continue there route to Earth. As they finally land at Earth, Nappa and Vegeta are confronted by the Z Warriors (Krillen, Piccolo, Yamcha, Tien, Chaozu and Gohan) Nappa quickly disposes of Yamcha, cripples Tien which leads to Chaozu dieing also, and then Piccolo. Goku then arrives and easily outmatches Nappa, which disgraces Vegeta and *Vegeta betrays and destroys Nappa.
Nappa is then next seen in Dragon Ball GT, in an episode, all of the villains escape from Hell and attack Earth, Vegeta (now Good) easily destroys Nappa and sends him back to hell.

*Nappa is weak and got defeated by a low-class Saiyan (in Vegeta's eyes) so therefore Vegeta is disgraced by Nappa and delivers the finishing blow to him rather than saving him.

by Vorhees October 8, 2006

Napcident

“An accidental nap”.

You know when you’re laying on your couch at home reading a book or watching reality trash on tv? Maybe your head is against a nice pillow… there’s a blanket at hand…?

You didn’t get on the couch with sleeping intent, yet all of a sudden, snoozing simply feels like the right thing to do. And then you fall asleep for anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours?

Well my friend, you’ve just experienced a Napcident.

by Frankelstache November 13, 2009

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.

(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)

by Lil gummy July 27, 2017