Nutella

addictive delicious chocolate substance

Mark Anastasio just ate a whole container of Nutella

by NUTELLA ADICT January 19, 2020

Nutella

When your cum is black

Yo did you here he had spilled Nutella every where

by Rodcrzy November 16, 2020

Nutella

1) A delicious chocolate hazelnut spread that you can put on almost everything: bread, crackers, buttered toast, un-buttered toast, etc. You can even substitute it for jelly in a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and make a peanut-butter and nutella sandwich! (It kind of tastes like a reeses peanut butter cup) YUM!

GIRL: Nutella is my life. I have it every morning for breakfast.
GIRL 2: Oh my gosh, me too! I put it in milkshake yesterday, and it was so yummy!
GIRL: Did it bring all the boys to the yard? ;)
GIRL 2: Of course! It's nutella!

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

Nutella

commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom

made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven

"this nutella's gotten all over my cock, help me get it off"

by man with large wanger May 15, 2006

Nutella

The only reason to buy bread. Sex in a jar.

Once you lose yourself in Nutella there's no going back.

by larrystahpit February 5, 2013

Nutella

The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!

Man that Nutella is amazing

by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015

Nutella

A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle

Nutella will lead to world peace.

by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016