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Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious
Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
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laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.
by One more person December 17, 2018
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numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy
numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be
by wackjobg January 7, 2010
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One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!
by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006
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Numbnut

Duh you numbnut
by LausisStupidxoxo October 24, 2019
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numbnut

a way to describe your annoying sister. also a way to describe a mans balls when numb.
my sister ran into the door today, what a numbnut.

she punched him in the genital and gave him numbnuts
by CASSidyiot February 1, 2021
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Numbnut

A person that just really isn’t smart... like they’re just purely idiotic
Jayden is a numbnut
Isaiah is a numbnut

They’re numbnuts together
by Story_teller2023 March 30, 2019
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