Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.

I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.

by One more person December 17, 2018

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

Numbnut

To be an idiot or pretend you don’t know

Duh you numbnut

by LausisStupidxoxo October 24, 2019

numbnut

a way to describe your annoying sister. also a way to describe a mans balls when numb.

my sister ran into the door today, what a numbnut.

she punched him in the genital and gave him numbnuts

by CASSidyiot February 1, 2021

Numbnut

A person that just really isn’t smart... like they’re just purely idiotic

Jayden is a numbnut
Isaiah is a numbnut

They’re numbnuts together

by Story_teller2023 March 30, 2019