November 1st

National “eat a shit ton of candy and get an upset stomach” day

Yo! It’s November 1st!
Let’s eat our candy!

by Hsiwnsiwmso October 31, 2019

November 1st

The day where everyone celebrates Demoncest.

November 1st?!??!?!?! That's the time Mammon and Lucifer first banged!

by ManyManyMoney October 21, 2020

November 1st

On this day is national curse day

Hey what’s on November 1st?

Cursing day you faggot

by klotik October 31, 2019

November 1st

The day that starts off the Christmas spirit

Person1: hey what day is it?
Person2: November 1st why?
Person1: omg! *plays Christmas music*

by Anonymous:)25 November 1, 2019

November 1st

National fuck your dad day ;)) get em girls

John: Yo Sally it's November 1st Go fuck yo papi

by Suka mAh ashhole October 31, 2019

Sacrilegious November 1st

When a man will ejaculate every day of November

Hey bro I'm gonna do a sacrilegious November 1st

by Kakashi venom November 3, 2021

November 1st (October 32nd)

International Give Your Mans A Blow Job Day. If you are a girl you need to give your man a blow job. Otherwise, you will have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of your life.

Joe Mama: Nigga what day is it?
Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!

by David Oyster October 23, 2019