I swear to god no crosses count 

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

god plz no 

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

god plz no by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

No cap on God

To not cap while also putting it on God

Aye bro she a hoe

Bruh no cap??

Yeah bro no cap on god

No cap on God by Only1Kenny April 11, 2020

oh god plz no 

when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this

Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no

oh god plz no by Definer2009 March 4, 2021

GOD SAYS NO! 

1. When something is given, and then immediately taken away.

2) When playing call of duty and immediately destroying any air support the other team gets.

1) I was walking home, and I found this winning lottery ticket, but when I went to cash it, turns out the thing was expired. Like "God says NO!"

2) Gamer 1: "Hey guys I just got all my killstreaks, here's a UAV, Harrier, and Support Chopper."

Other team shoots down all of them.
Gamer 2: "God says no, Bitch"

GOD SAYS NO! by Shaun McCall. May 16, 2011

Oh god please NO 

This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick

Eww stop oh god please NO

Oh god please NO by Pog man69 February 20, 2022

Know God, No Peace

Many people of the Abrahamic religions, specifically Christianity, have a saying: No God, No Peace, Know God, Know Peace. I cannot honestly be expected to believe that being a Christian will mean that I will know peace when all the Abrahamic cults are warring with one another.

Instead, I'm just going to assume that 'devoting oneself to the highest power' means 'selling out the the ones who won't kill you if you join them.'

Everyone has their own opinion on religion, of course, and therefore, it is impossible to create a world-wide peace when peace is agreement not to be enemies. For example, if a faith requires enemies to survive, its practitioners will continue to kill and maim and hurt others until the faith is dead or every last 'heretic' is no more than a memory.

Besides, organized religion defeats the purpose of free will, if you haven't noticed. That's why I'm the free and happy atheist that is completely stigmatized against any religion that doesn't offer the power to summon monsters based on a pact with the religion's deity.

Final Fantasy has some cool religions in it, ever hear of the Yevonites? Oh, wait, their leaders are corrupt and evil. Ever hear of the Covenant, a religious collective of alien races with one single goal? Oh, wait, that involves the total annihilation of all intelligent life in the galaxy. Star Wars has the coolest religion of all, though. May the Force be with you, always.

Believing in a deity raises more barriers than it lowers. Know God, No Peace.

Know God, No Peace by aka_Pyro October 13, 2007