Narp

A Narp is someone who is a sexy god in which no one can resist them. Mostly irresistible physically.

Have you seen Ross lately? He's such a Narp!

by YOLOface July 30, 2012

Narp

Narp is a deep, meaningful word, which can mean many things...

Calling for attention is one..

Cool people use it to express themselves, kind of how a baby cries for food, but a word for adults.

Narp! Narp! Over here!

Narp! I am hungry

by Rich T July 16, 2006

Narp

Weak and useless person

He scored a F in P.E so we called him a narp

by ASAPPPPPO March 22, 2017

NARP

Someone unable to cure their own hiccups.

"Meg is such a NARP. She's had the hiccups since lunch."

by changdadddy June 28, 2016

Narp

Most common word used by the cartoon character Pinky (Of: Pinky and The Brain.)

Pinky: Narp! What are we going to do tommorrow night Brain?
Brain: Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!

by Breanna Kittson December 4, 2007

Narp

A note (most commonly on stringed instruments) that is neither natural nor sharp; it is always in between.

Grrr... You're always so narp when you play F#... Tune it up!

by Violin... October 11, 2012

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person
Someone who is regularly fit, but has the athletic ability of a llama.

Hey, its fucking narp fest over here.

by Suck Me Sideways February 23, 2015