by calimoe May 26, 2006
After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"
by Folded Napkin April 22, 2016
by SnoNick September 13, 2008
A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot
by Tw33dy December 01, 2014
by lukedog56 May 02, 2021
The act of taking notes on a a napkin at a business meeting, power lunch, a cafe and/or at school. the act is useful if you need to save an idea for later and don't have paper to write on. (idea first heard on adult swim)
by Dragoon464 June 04, 2011
Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.
Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
by David Breeden May 28, 2006