ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

folded napkin

Term for a woman's vagina

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

Back Napkin

The small patch of hair above your ass.

John used his girlfriends back napkin to wipe himself off after sex.

by SnoNick October 26, 2008

Jizz Napkin

A nickname for a mask. Typically worn during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t want to wear a jizz napkin.

by lukedog56 May 2, 2021

Upfront Napkin

The act of taking notes on a a napkin at a business meeting, power lunch, a cafe and/or at school. the act is useful if you need to save an idea for later and don't have paper to write on. (idea first heard on adult swim)

Upfront napkin came in handy for taking notes in algebra II, i got an A on that last test!

by Dragoon464 November 21, 2011

crap napkin

Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.

Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...

Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.

Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)

by David Breeden May 30, 2006