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Look at all these naffs.
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The British slang version of the world ‘awful’.
Person 1: “Hey, let me take a swig of that drink, familam.”
Person 2: “Yeah, here, tell me what you think.”
(Person 1 sips the drink)
Person 1: “Oh, that shit’s naff!”
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"Bro keefer is a naff"
by sixsevenmama October 29, 2025
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naff off

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.
got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!
by kulucriss January 13, 2008
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Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit
You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.
by AP November 25, 2004
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Naff Off

It's a classier version of bite me in that it's literal meaning is "Go away, asshole" but it is usually said to someone you like in a joking manner.

According to Fowlers, Princess Anne said it to a bunch of reporters sometime in the 1980's.

It's really obscure. Princess Anne and I are the only ones I know who say it.
"So, I was reading the comics this morning and noticed that Cathy is dieting for her wedding just like you are!"

"Oh, naff off..."
by ChaliceChick November 30, 2004
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