Naff 

Naff means bitch

Your such a naff

Naff by Naffs a bitch December 22, 2019

Naff 

Noob

Look at all these naffs.

Naff by NaffSlayer69 December 1, 2022

Naff 

The British slang version of the world ‘awful’.

Person 1: “Hey, let me take a swig of that drink, familam.”
Person 2: “Yeah, here, tell me what you think.”
(Person 1 sips the drink)
Person 1: “Oh, that shit’s naff!”

Naff by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Naff

Non Athletic Fat Fuck

"Bro keefer is a naff"

Naff by sixsevenmama October 29, 2025

naff off 

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.

got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!

naff off by kulucriss January 13, 2008

Naff all 

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

Naff all by AP November 25, 2004

Naff Off 

It's a classier version of bite me in that it's literal meaning is "Go away, asshole" but it is usually said to someone you like in a joking manner.

According to Fowlers, Princess Anne said it to a bunch of reporters sometime in the 1980's.

It's really obscure. Princess Anne and I are the only ones I know who say it.

"So, I was reading the comics this morning and noticed that Cathy is dieting for her wedding just like you are!"

"Oh, naff off..."

Naff Off by ChaliceChick November 30, 2004