N.E.R.F.

Not Even Remotely Funny

Guy - "My dog just died."

Guy's 'friend,' - "Haha, he was stupid anyways. Don't worry, you'll have more time to hang out with me now."

Guy - *punches 'friend' in the face*

"That's N.E.R.F. , dude, I loved my dog! Plus, I don't want to hang out with you, you're such a D.A.!"

by CaptainNMorgan August 19, 2010

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

Secret alphabet of u.d

The regular alphabet has 26 letters, but ud has 28! Here: A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

by fuckshit7j7 May 6, 2022

F.I.N.E.

(F)ucked Up
(I)nsecure,

(N)eurotic,

(E)motional

Aerosmith's second song on the PUMP album. The best song ever about sex, and has the most innuendos ever next to Love in an Elevator.

Steven Tyler: I'm feelin F.I.N.E.
Everyone Else: You don't sound fine, are you sure?
Steven Tyler: You know what I mean ;)
Everyone Else: ummmmm
Steven Tyler: *rolls eyes* Let me write a song that will explain it.

BAM

Everyone Else: OH

by Theofficefan_101 July 28, 2018

F.I.N.E.

F~ucked up
I~nsecure
N~eedy
E~motional

Deadpool: I'm F.I.N.E.
Francis: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Deadpool: You know what? Fuck you dude.

by That_dumb-ass_slut May 28, 2019

Y.L.F.J.N.E.T.M

it means “you’re like foreskin just not exclusive to me” you’re guess is as good as mine

“you’re just a Y.L.F.J.N.E.T.M today”

by olimar1128 August 18, 2022

.W.I.N.E.O.F.A.G.U.L.A.S.I.S.Y.L.U.A.G.O.W.I.N.E.

.W.I.N.E.O.F.A.G.U.L.A.S.I.S.Y.L.U.A.G.O.W.I.N.E.

.W.I.N.E.O.F.A.G.U.L.A.S.I.S.Y.L.U.A.G.O.W.I.N.E.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".

girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra

by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021