by EPIC O NESS August 03, 2010
Pretty much the most addicting website in the world and possibly stronger than the US government (I swear, Tom has way more power than Bush).
A mix of high school preps, emos, and scene teenagers use this site to gain (or attempt) popularity. On MySpace you can often witness a bulleton with a compleatly ridiculous subject so you click it to find that the message reads "omg new picz. plz comment or ill kill u!"
Also this is a place for 6th and 7th grade girls to post the sluttiest pictures possible of themselves. They attempt to gain popularty by whoever has the most "friends"
If you're reading this right now you probably have a MySpace page. You are probably reading all these definitions and getting all "myspace horney" and getting the urge to check for new friend requests, comments, picture comments, messages, video comments, or invites. Dont lie I know it's true.
A mix of high school preps, emos, and scene teenagers use this site to gain (or attempt) popularity. On MySpace you can often witness a bulleton with a compleatly ridiculous subject so you click it to find that the message reads "omg new picz. plz comment or ill kill u!"
Also this is a place for 6th and 7th grade girls to post the sluttiest pictures possible of themselves. They attempt to gain popularty by whoever has the most "friends"
If you're reading this right now you probably have a MySpace page. You are probably reading all these definitions and getting all "myspace horney" and getting the urge to check for new friend requests, comments, picture comments, messages, video comments, or invites. Dont lie I know it's true.
Girl: hey im really glad we're going out
boy: yeah i know, wanna take it to the next level?
girl: sure...
boy: ok cool! what's your myspace?
girl: omg your so romantic!
boy: yeah i know, wanna take it to the next level?
girl: sure...
boy: ok cool! what's your myspace?
girl: omg your so romantic!
by MiSs ViCki March 24, 2007
MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
by applealex February 07, 2010
What every 10-14 year old insists on making, adding me, and acting as if we are "besties," while begging and commanding for as much as a photo comment, and sending me 4 poorly written chain letters a day.
by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009
Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.
by ABman March 31, 2009
A place for hundreds and thousands of scene, indie, wannabe kids who just love taking their photo from a height. A place where you add whoever just because you're having a competition with people to see who can get the most friends when really, you only know about 50 friends out of your 12,488. A place where girls can quite easily get away with being a slut in their photos. A place where when you log on and have new photo comments your life is just made. MySpace is a place where you post pointless bulletins with stupid messages inside. Usually something along of the lines of "pc4pc" - For those who don't know what that is, it is basically "oh please comment my new photo and I'll return your photo too!"
MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here!!!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey! Who cares, you don't know them anyway!)
Fun place is MySpace.
MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here!!!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey! Who cares, you don't know them anyway!)
Fun place is MySpace.
I love MySpace so much, I'm a 15 year old girl who takes dead mint photos and edits them to shit so you think I'm hot! PC4PC!?
by Toriii984 April 14, 2011
In the words of Eleventyseven: "Tell me all about yourself. Tell me all about your favorite bands and how they're super, indie, neo, hardcore. Tell me all about your favorite hobbies and the way you love sunsets. Well who doesn't? Still I'd like the chance to really see if what you say is true and has integrity. Cuz I could know everything about you and still know nothing at all. I know that it's wrong to form an opinion on only what I see, but in my defense it's really hard to know when MySpace is the only thing that you ever show. So it seems you've got a lot of friends. How many of them know you or even care if you're alive or dead? When was the last time you were honest instead of posting blogs of fake emotions? When you finally resurface to the point of finding purpose, we'll begin to see just who you are."
by MusicianChick June 09, 2006