stop my life 

"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.

(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")

An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.

"Whoa.. stop my life"

stop my life by schweng September 6, 2009

To save my life 

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.

I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.

To save my life by History! November 29, 2016

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. 

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. by abart May 1, 2010

Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.

Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life

Story of my life by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

shit on my life 

as when something extremely bad happens to you.

joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!

shit on my life by raver9876 May 18, 2009