Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Zone out with my bone out

directly after masturbating to internet porn you zone out surfing the web.

wow that was a good jerk off session now what should i do? Think i'll go to facebook and just Zone out with my bone out

by finger roll November 20, 2010

Fluff My Boner

Used in chat rooms, normally by manwhores, this means the guy is asking for a hand job and/or BJ...

Paul1724- Yo Pretty Lady
BlossomKitty- *blushes* Hey Yourself :
Paul1724-Sugar Fluff My Boner ;)

by DarkRenee June 7, 2009

your breaking my bone

To take part in a game in which one person is getting beat by a majority of points or other scale of measurment.

I am playing basketball and a friend is beating me bad. I would say "your breaking my bone".

by M&D T. July 23, 2006

Get my Ham Bone Boiled

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

by midnightmodder November 22, 2020

Pickle My Funny Bone Burger

A special burger that comes with pickle... simple as that!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pickle My Funny Bone Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I am the bone of my sword

Unlimited Blade Works

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades.

Unaware of loss,

Nor aware of gain.

Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival.

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.

体は剣で出来ている

血潮は鉄で心は硝子

幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗

ただ一度の敗走もなく、

ただ一度の勝利もなし

担い手はここに孤り、剣の丘で鉄を鍛つ

ならば、わが生涯に意味は不要ず

この体は、無限の剣で出来ていた

by Vyusis April 5, 2021