I Shot My Wife 

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

I Shot My Wife by JesperYT October 11, 2023

i miss my wife, tails 

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

i miss my wife, tails by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

i miss my wife, tails 

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

i miss my wife, tails by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

i left my wife 

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

i left my wife by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010

That's what I told my first wife. 

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.

Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,

That's what I told my first wife. by JoeliusC September 28, 2012

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! 

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! by CohenKS May 8, 2021