Mute Grab

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.

My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!

by Crotchy McGrady May 14, 2008

muttball

a name to call someone, usually as a put down. Used along the same lines as whomp
Can also be used in place of a cussword like shoot or crap

1. Shut up and eat your green beans you stupid muttball.
2. Stop pooping your pants, you're acting like a muttball.
3. Ah MUTTBALL, I just locked my keys in my car!!

by KristinD May 17, 2006

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009

mute

To quickly hit the button which mutes the ring and/or vibration on your cell. Used when your phone goes off when it should not. Also, a term used when a person you do not wish to speak to calls and you quickly make the phone stop ringing.

That loser called me last night again, I will mute him until he gets the hint.

by pinkandred February 11, 2006

Mute yourself

It is a another way of telling someone to shut up

Guy 1: Get a life.

Guy 2 : Just mute yourself you fool

by Cry baby123 October 18, 2011

Mute Porn

Porn with muted Audio watched usually by young males at their parents house without wanting to make it known to the house members that they are bashing their bishop.

Samir: Don't you hate watching porn with no sound?
Kev Mac: What... mute porn? yeah I hate it, have to do some stealth bishop bashing

by Nigel Fact Bookman July 30, 2011

muteual

Adj. When both parties of a telephone conversation have muted one another, they are said to be on a muteual call.

I told Jane, "Sometimes the best conversations are muteual where nothing needs to be said." Of course she didn't hear me because I muted her.

by archlich February 9, 2009