Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 15, 2004

Muthafugly

A person so hideous they are not just fugly, they have been elevated to the highest tier of ugliness. It is a top echelon of raunchiness, no other word can fill. Only to be used as a last ditch effort to describe someone.

"There's the good, the bad, the fugly, and then the dreaded, muthafugly."
"That chick is so muthafugly, my eyes burn."

by chandrapoopta July 7, 2006

Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a place where all the rich people get high and drunk and have sex. Eventually the polar ice caps will melt and submerge the entire island of Martha's Vineyard and it will luckily be gone forever.

Dude I gotta get as much partying in on Martha's Vineyard with the loc rich people.

by South-West June 3, 2021

Murtada

Murtada is a the best guy you will meet. If you have a friend like murtada you are lucky . Murtada has a good personality. Is a calm person and very respectful. Sometimes Murtada makes you laugh. Murtada can be dangerous sometimes. Murtada might hack you. Be careful. But don't worry Murtada is a kind and humble person. Murtada is the best friend for you. Murtada is calm and will give you the best advices. They are tolerate people . A Murtada will never give off their private information or anything, even if you want to spend a night with a Murtada. So don't even try to ask them for private information. Murtada is very pretty too. And intelligent.

-Hey did you see that person was very intelligent and pretty

-Yes he is a Murtada.

by Heleenaa June 29, 2021

Mutha fuckin' JAM!

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!

Crazy Bastard #1: "Charles Manson was Mutha fuckin' JAM!"
Crazy Bastard #2: "Naw, naw! Jeffrey Dahmer was JAM, nigga!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

martha

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is sweet, funny, beautiful, and makes you feel like you've never felt before. When you hold her in your arms nothing else matters. You could have had the worst day but once you look in her eyes and kiss her you forget all about it. Her eyes are unbelievably pretty, and every time you look into them it's like you're falling in love with her all over again. She has the cutest smile, and when she smiles because of you it's like you're on top of the world. She is so sweet, just being with her makes you happier than you thought possible. She is so smart and works so hard, but she still finds time to brighten up your day. Simply put she is the most amazing girl you will ever meet.

Martha is the most amazing girl I've ever met.

by asdlfkjals;dfj a;lsdfjal;f November 21, 2011

martha

A beautiful,bomb,perfect girl that is nice and has been heart broken she has an attitude that is hot she is nice and has many friends but hangs out with a little bit of them her friends help her keep her head up she is so pretty

Let me have you martha

by agdjcons May 26, 2014