Murse

A murder-purse. Used for carrying body parts after a murder.

Hey Jack, Did you burn the murse after last nights job

by Dirty Dav33 December 13, 2008

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

prison murse

1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.

2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket

Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!

by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020

Murse Moocher

A persons who is attracted primarily to male nurses. More common in females named Alexis.

“You are always falling for those male nurses, you no good murse moocher”

by MinervsMom May 9, 2023

murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

Murse

A moose dressed like a nurse. (Mostly found in Canada, eh.)

That's not a moose, that's a murse!

by Puuper2 November 10, 2017

Murse

Man-purse

On "Empire" Jamal had a purse, he called it a "murse"

by masnifgv December 14, 2016