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munich mong

Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.

Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.

They also fucking suck at football.
You see them over there. Munich mongs, the lot of them.
by Not a Munich Mong May 21, 2016
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Munich’d

When your friends try to force you into a relationship with someone that you are not attracted to whatsoever. They continue pestering you about it and do not give a shit about your opinion.

The term is derived from the 1938 Munich Agreement, where Britain and France agreed for the cessation of Czechoslovakian land to Germany without a word of Czechoslovakian input.
Gerry: Jay, you and Lynn would make a cute couple, and when are you going to make a move?

Jay: I already told you, I only like her as a friend, and nothing more

Emil: So what, You two look so cute when you hang out together. At least give it a shot.

Here we can see Jay being Munich’d by his friends.
by Mr. SS March 26, 2020
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Written in Munich

A situation where people decide something for another without even telling them.
Based on the Munich Conference in 1938, where the allied powers gave Germany the Sudetenland territory of Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia wasn't invited to that conference. Hence written in Munich.
"Yeah, we decided that you will give us $5000."
"Man, that is Written in Munich!"
by Who Uses These Words February 28, 2023
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Musch

“OMG step bro, did you just make musch in me???”
by Musch light June 11, 2021
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great munich boobs

when you are in a hotel in munich, germany, and a girl is shitfaced and she flashes the entire room, after asking who wants to see her tits
hey, those were some Great Munich Boobs last night at the party!
by Arroneous July 18, 2008
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musch

another word for mouth
also a away for telling someone to fuck off
shut your musch
shut up and musch
by chavy bitch August 29, 2006
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Munich

You pick up a girl at a bar and are lucky enough to take her home. You are however embarrassed by the small size of your penis and promptly switch the light off when things get funky in the bedroom. When you are about to have sex you reach for a dildo and proceed to pleasure the girl with it like it is your own penis. The girl is none the wiser and afterward thinks you have both stamina and a large wang.
Last night I perfomed a munich, she was none the wiser.
by Simon74 April 15, 2007
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