$30,000 Millionaire

A person who earns roughly 30 to 40k a year but acts like a millionaire in front of their peers. Someone who maxes-out their credit cards, leases everything and hangs out at trendy bars in order to impress and ultimately score with the opposite sex. It's not what you make... it's what you fake. www.30kmillionaires.com

Brian is nothing more than a $30,000 millionaire. He doesn't own a damn thing. Even his furniture is leased.

by Jay Gormley July 30, 2008

you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

Million Dollar Puthy

Having an expensive puthy, like the one on Trump's neck

Man, that girl got a million dollar puthy

by deadputhy December 27, 2020

look like a million bucks

to look great

Hey, man, in that new suit you look like a million bucks!

by chiefthe June 13, 2013

A-million-to-Juan

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

City of Millions

City of Millions is a nickname of City of Carlsbad, in the state of California. The City of Millions is known for having reputation of having number of citizens who are well off financially. Carlsbad also has a reputation of sound fiscal discipline and has a rainy day reserve fund in the event of a budget shortfall. The City of Millions is able to provide this since it has numerous sources of tax revenue from various supermarkets, businesses, and hotels. As a result the City of Millions is able to provide high quality parks, law enforcement, fire, and paramedic services. The city is also well known for having high quality roads that don't have potholes unlike Oceanside or Encinitas. Overall Carlsbad is a fantastic place to live in and better than Encinitas.

Adam takes numerous trips to the City of Millions to get away from that clusterfuck known as Encinitas.

by BookerTDub December 28, 2009