Uzbek mother in law

A witch who acts nice on the face of others while abusing from behind and thinks that you are a slave and should be the best slave on this earth and clean her to the toe . Don’t eat , don’t sleep but clean till you die .

If you eat a little in front of her then guess what the whole world will fall upon you . Broke the dish ? Oh God the whole neighborhood will know that you don’t know how to clean properly and not doing enough good slavery . And even if you are trained to be the best slave on human race then they will say that you were a cow once upon a time and didn’t know anything and she thought you every crap . And if you don’t bring furniture according to her taste she will run mad and kick you out and train his baby boys to be even more baby like a little girl (God forbid )

( there are some good but rare very rare )

Uzbek Mother in law : oh Look my slave daughter in law didn’t even wipe the unknown dirt somewhere I can’t even see myself

Gosh she is such a cow .

Neighborhood : oh God poor woman she got such a cowhole daughter in law that tortured her to death .

by 1234567890986531782& April 17, 2020

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

by danke August 28, 2005

Mother in Law

This term is used for defining a mother that is in law.

Man your mom is a lawyer. I guess you could say she is a mother in law.

by xXxP00nS1aY3r420xXx May 31, 2015

mother in law bar

The bar on corvettes and other known fast cars on the passengers side dash where they can grab on a hope for the best.

she was like damn wtf are you *grabs mother inlaw bar* slow the f*** down

by septh August 16, 2005

mother in law

The mother of one's wife/husband.

We are going to take a trip to my mother-in-law's house on Christmas.

by § July 18, 2004