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Morton Ranch Highschool

Morton Ranch Highschool, part of KatyISD and the best school in the Houston Area. One problem though, white people walk around thinking its their ranch. Disrespect the white man next thing you know you and your whole family is deported. 3 days later, new amendment passed making it ilegal for spics to enroll in any school in the United States.
@Morton Ranch Highschool Lunchroom
Mexican:"Hey im spic, whats ur name?"
Whitey:"Hi my name is hick, wanna see a picture of a deer I shot last weekend?
Mexican:"Picks up lunchtray and leaves to join the cholos"
Whitey:"Deported"
by :trolldaddy: October 23, 2011
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Morton Freshman Center

That school in Cicero that's only for students in their first year of high school. The population consists of 94% Mexicans, 4% blacks, 2% whites, most of which will become some of the most deadbeat people one could ever meet. A large portion of these will flip their shit if you even step a foot within their crusty-ass Air Force Ones. These kids are usually the people to go to if you want some cheap weed or easy and mediocre pussy. It's a real easy place to get drugs and get laid, though the pussy kinda sucks. Many of the students enjoy posting the most pointless pictures on Snapchat and Instagram, which you should stay away from if you're actually a person with productive activities to be doing, but if you're going to school then that's real fucking unlikely. Many adults will talk about this school like it's such a healthy learning environment for the students or whatever the fuck, but it's not. The people you can blame range from Larry Dominick to the teachers who, for the most part, don't give a flying shit about properly teaching the students. Some of the teachers are genuinely cool people that you can have a proper conversation with, but most teachers are not like this at all. Basically, it's a place filled to the brim with some of the most degenerate people you will ever meet, most of the teachers are corrupt and don't give two fucks about the students, and it's pretty easy to get sucked into the deadbeat lifestyle yourself if you really want to.
Just passed by the Morton Freshman Center, some 5'3 Mexican kid with acne and scuffed Jordans just tried to square me up with his group of phonies.
by Thorfinn Karlsefni March 26, 2020
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Morton's Law

The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible
Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law
by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020
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Morton Bay Sand Crab

The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab
Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.
by Terry Tough May 16, 2010
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Morton Building

1. What fucking morons call a garage, very rare populous.
"Hey Jim, where the fuck is the sledgehammer?"
"In the Morton Building."
"What the fuck?"
by killmeplsihavecancer August 10, 2016
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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
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morton mood

Having a "salty" mood
Looks like he's having a morton mood again.
by YoYo09 June 27, 2016
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